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Janky and Unreliable Drug Yielder (JUDY)


History
JUDY was created with the idea of making the Pharmacy more efficient for shoppers, by automating everything. Biological pharmacists can make mistakes, and need to take breaks, whereas JUDY doesn't need rest, and is unable to unionize.

How It Works

Since early 2025 JUDY has saved VRC Kmart over $136,000 by eliminating the need for a human pharmacist. Thanks to our Proprietary AI Pharmacist Software, known as Algorithmically Screwed Script for Hazardous Overprescription and Logic Errors, or ASSHOLE, we no longer need to keep inefficient carbon based lifeforms around as employees. Additionally, with our extensive neural network known as the Pharmacist AI Network, or PAIN, your questions can be answered in as few as 67 minutes!

How You Can Help

If you're interested in contributing to JUDY's code, you should consider Joining Our Discord where you can post suggestions, apply to become an associate, and more!


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